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Twenty-one hairpins
The most recognisable climb in cycling, and one of the few routes that is a better drawing than it is a photograph.
Alpe d'Huez is 13.8 km at an average around 8%, and 21 numbered hairpins. It is the most recognisable climb in cycling, and it draws better than almost anything else we print.
Why it works as a shape
Most routes are drawings of where you went. This one is a drawing of a solution to a problem: how to get a road up a mountain face that is too steep to climb directly.
The answer is switchbacks, and switchbacks make a pattern. Zigzags stacked one above the other, tightening towards the top as the face steepens. Nothing else in cycling produces that geometry, and nobody who rides needs a label to recognise it.
You can count the bends on a 50×70 print. That is unusual — most routes lose their detail at poster scale.
Print the climb, not the day
The instinct is to print the whole ride. Resist it.
A 120 km Alpine day with the climb in it draws as a large sprawling route with one small dense section. Everything the day was about is compressed into a corner.
Cropped to the climb, the same file produces an object where the shape *is* the achievement. Export the activity and use the section that starts at Bourg-d'Oisans.
The profile earns its place here
Around 1 100 m of climbing over 13.8 km produces a profile that is close to a straight diagonal.
That is rare and it is legible. Most elevation profiles are lumpy and require study; this one communicates difficulty in the first half second, because a line that goes from bottom-left to top-right at that angle is obviously not a normal road.
What to put on it
Distance, elevation and time. This is one of the few routes where time belongs, because everybody who has ridden it knows what a good one is.
The date matters too — conditions on the Alpe vary enormously, and July at 35 degrees is a different climb from October in cloud.
Questions people actually ask
- Do all twenty-one bends show?
- At 50×70, yes. The bends are numbered from 21 at the bottom and each is a distinct switchback in the drawing — this is one of the few routes where you can count them on the paper.
- Is the elevation profile worth including?
- Yes. Roughly 1 100 m of climbing in 13.8 km produces a profile that is almost a diagonal, and it is one of the few profiles that reads as difficulty at a glance.
- Should I print the climb alone or the whole ride?
- The climb. A 120 km day with Alpe d'Huez in it draws as a large route with a small scribble on it; the climb alone is the object.
- What size?
- 50×70. At 30×40 the tighter upper bends start to merge.
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